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bluemeanie
4-13-05, 2:20 PM
A certain lottery in the states... just a funny looking ship in a bottle in Sweden...
Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.
"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."
The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.
"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.
Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP
Now don't tell me someone isn't aware that he is missing his penis.
butterfly_style
4-13-05, 2:36 PM
distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.
Does anyone else see the irony in this statement ?
I wonder how Mr. Johansen lost his johnson.
bluemeanie
4-13-05, 2:40 PM
Does anyone else see the irony in this statement ?
I wonder how Mr. Johansen lost his johnson.
Either copying a scene from American Pie, or he messed with the Turkish mafia.... that'd be my guess.
That still begs the question of how it got in the ketchup bottle in the first place. How much had been used befor the object was found...... and a few other questions that are formulating in my mind.
That still begs the question of how it got in the ketchup bottle in the first place. How much had been used befor the object was found...... and a few other questions that are formulating in my mind.
If the mafia theory works out.
The guy would have been chopped up and dumped into a huge vat of cooking ketchup. The ketchup would then be pumped through a big pipe, something like 4 or 6 inch, more than enough size to handle any small body parts. The smaller vat used for filling would have poured ketchup into the bottles and bam, the part is in a bottle.
Don't forget that not all ketchup comes in bottles like Heinz and others use in North America. Some bottles are more like a jam jar, with quite a large neck.
Either way, this should spark an investigation into unsafe production practices in Turkey and possible criminal investigation.
bluemeanie
4-13-05, 3:17 PM
The real tragedy here, is the fact that there are people in the world that put ketchup on their bread rolls.
The real tragedy here, is the fact that there are people in the world that put ketchup on their bread rolls.
Actually the real tragedy is what sitting in a cold fridge does to body parts, a la shrinkage, "medium sized", poor guy. :laughing:
Actually the real tragedy is what sitting in a cold fridge does to body parts, a la shrinkage, "medium sized", poor guy. :laughing:
Sounds like you have experience. :eek:
bluemeanie
4-13-05, 3:38 PM
Sounds like you have experience. :eek:
You really do have a way with the ladies Tea. =]
Sounds like you have experience. :eek:
Yes, I've been kicked out of many fridges by the ladies. Waiting for them to come home, it gets kind of chilly in the fridge. I could hide in the closet but everyone does that; no one would suspect a guy would be crazy enough to hide in the fridge. At least my sandwich stays fresh while I wait. :D
Yes, I've been kicked out of many fridges by the ladies. Waiting for them to come home, it gets kind of chilly in the fridge. I could hide in the closet but everyone does that; no one would suspect a guy would be crazy enough to hide in the fridge. At least my sandwich stays fresh while I wait. :D
Maybe if you dind't drink all of the beer you would be more welcome. :toast:
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