Dumb Laws

[Mel]

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?sid=&a=top25
Snowball fights are illegal.
Location: United States, Kansas, Topeka


Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
Location: United States, Kansas, Topeka


It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur


All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Nashville


It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska


One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign


Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico


Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida


Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco


Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida


You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona


If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas


It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida


It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco


A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas


You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
Location: United States, Rhode Island, Providence


Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1
Location: United States, Rhode Island


The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach


You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Location: United States, Tennessee


The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York


No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Location: United States, California


Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Location: United States, Iowa, Marshalltown


It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
Location: Israel, Haifa


It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove :laughing:

[a4l]

:rollover:

They are great.

[goaliemom7687]

OMGILMFAO!!!!! :rollover2

[butterfly_style]

Guelph Laws
The city is classified as a no-pee zone.

Kanata Laws - strictly enforced
The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).
It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.
You can't work on your car in the street.

Oshawa Laws
It's illegal to climb trees.

Ottawa Laws
It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

Toronto Laws
You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday.

Uxbridge Laws
Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.

Quebec Law - one that Matt already knows well
Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow

Montreal Law
The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
"For Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving vehicles.

Alberta Law
If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

[a4l]

Kingston Law:
Horses Must be teathered when they drink from a public fountain.

[leaferfan87]

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas

This one had be in stitches.