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Newfie John
4-28-05, 1:38 PM
There's a guy who lives just up the road from me and I always thought he was special needs, which he isn't. I guess he's 50 years old or something. He was in court recently for being drunk in public again. The judge came down on him pretty hard, and the man thought he should say something. He asked the judge if he was allowed to say what he wants. The judge said, "No, this is the court of law, of course you cant say what you want." The man then replies, "Ok then, am I allowed to think what I want?". The judge replies, "I can't stop you from thinking sir".

The man replies, "Well, I think you're a cu*t". If you actually knew the guy and the way he talks, you'd be rolling on the floor laughing. Could be the funniest thing I've seen. :laughing:
a4l
4-28-05, 5:10 PM
The guy has guts... no matter how he talks.
bluemeanie
4-28-05, 5:15 PM
A drunk trucker mouth?.....from Newfoundland!!!????!!! ...what next?
KB in Kelowna
4-28-05, 6:02 PM
There's a guy who lives just up the road from me and I always thought he was special needs, which he isn't. I guess he's 50 years old or something. He was in court recently for being drunk in public again. The judge came down on him pretty hard, and the man thought he should say something. He asked the judge if he was allowed to say what he wants. The judge said, "No, this is the court of law, of course you cant say what you want." The man then replies, "Ok then, am I allowed to think what I want?". The judge replies, "I can't stop you from thinking sir".

The man replies, "Well, I think you're a cu*t". If you actually knew the guy and the way he talks, you'd be rolling on the floor laughing. Could be the funniest thing I've seen. :laughing:

Danny Williams is your neighbour?

Kidding :clown:
leaferfan87
4-28-05, 10:50 PM
That guy has balls to say that. What did the judge say to that NJ?
Newfie John
4-29-05, 6:10 AM
That guy has balls to say that. What did the judge say to that NJ?

"He will be held in contempt until further notice".. thats the last I heard of it. He's out though and walking around so his punishment couldn't have been too bad.
TimmyTabasco
4-29-05, 11:06 AM
"He will be held in contempt until further notice".. thats the last I heard of it. He's out though and walking around so his punishment couldn't have been too bad.

Probably fed him fish and brews till he puked his guts out

The newfies have extreme ways of torture
leaferfan87
6-21-05, 8:09 PM
Probably fed him fish and brews till he puked his guts out

The newfies have extreme ways of torture

They probably gave him the screech too.
a4l
6-21-05, 8:39 PM
Screech is a very potent pain killer, until the next morning. :thumb:
leaferfan87
6-21-05, 8:56 PM
Screech is a very potent pain killer, until the next morning. :thumb:

Isn't that ironic.
PDO
6-21-05, 9:26 PM
A few houses up?

http://www.cerc04.org/img/photos/BirdHotel042104_97wcr2p198.jpg

No wonder they call it screech.. :nod:
J.R.
6-21-05, 10:38 PM
Probably fed him fish and brews till he puked his guts out

The newfies have extreme ways of tortureYep. Perhaps scat was on the menu too. I wasn't there, so I'm not sure.
Madferret
6-21-05, 10:50 PM
I hare in NFLD it's homebrew "Scatt" that is the drink of choice. Newfie John -the Newfie, told me so.