Conspiracy against Lars Hirschfeld!

[wildboy26]

just wanted to state that there is a conspiracy against a Canadianian goalkeeper. Lars Hirschfeld was supposed to become Canada's #1 goalkeeper after Pat Onstad left, but there was a conspiracy by the coaches and players to demote him to #3 behind Kenny and Greg. There was nothing he could do about it, so even though he is just as good or better than those two, and plays in a higher division in Europe right now he is behind those two because there was a conspiracy all along to put him there. No matter what he does he will only be called up to backup if one of Greg or kenny is hurt, and will only start if both are hurt or unavailable. I think it is disgusting they get away with this, I hope Canadian soccer flops as usual and does not qualify for the next World Cup.

[charlio lemieux]

Get out the tinfoil hats! There's a conspiracy going on.
It's THEM!
Cease all electronic emissions, before They control your mind. They want to enslave us all! They covered up the UFO at Roswell and were behind the Fake Moon Landing.
Damn my Tin Foil hat is Gone! They took it! I know They did. They are on to me. They are probably listening to me right now. Or even watching me!
My hat! My Hat! My hat! Where the #$%^ did I leave my tin foil hat?

Oh no. It's gone! I have to make a new one. There's the tin Foil....fold here....and here....and Voila, I have a new tin foil hat. Fit's perfect! I am safe now.
Time to lay down for a nap in my lead lined bedroom. That was just too much excitement. :D

[wildboy26]

Wait and see, he wont play a single game for the Canadian Soccer team ever again. In fact he hasnt in almost a full year now.

[a4l]

I am sure a flap will ensue.

BTW Charlio that is not your foil hat, that is my protective pyramind and I want it back