View Full Version : Help Iced Tea Find a Woman
Okay the title says it all.
:laughing:
Well.... I heard this site is pretty good for singles: http://www.lavalife.com/ , http://www.datingsingless.com/
And Here's something if you're Christian: http://www.christiansinglesdating.com/
KB in Kelowna
4-12-05, 12:47 PM
start wearing a phony wedding ring, you'd be surprised :clown: :laughing:
bluemeanie
4-12-05, 12:54 PM
Start wearing nothing... you'd be surprised. =]
I'm told pretending to be gay helps. I'm also told that pretending is what Iced likes to do ;) :pimp:
Start wearing nothing... you'd be surprised. =]
But how do you keep the pesky Salmon Arm flies away though? :clown:
slapshot™
4-12-05, 2:56 PM
Iced, I couldn't help but notice this is what you have in your profile:
Occupation:
hard landscaper
Now, what will the women think of that? It sounds like you make your work more difficult than necessary. Pushing and rolling rocks into place for that fence instead of using a Bobcat? You have to put your best foot forward. What do you want in a woman? Are you looking for a hard workin' woman that isn't afraid to get dirty now and again?
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cruz/10.02.97/gifs/soil1-9740.jpg
I understand a woman that works in the garden makes an excellent hoe-er. :razz2:
TimmyTabasco
4-12-05, 2:57 PM
This is easy
Pick up the paper, check the classifieds..or look in the phone book, under E
ofcourse this isn't 100% legal..but its still a solution :laughing: :pimp:
Madferret
4-12-05, 3:03 PM
Craig, I've seen pictures of you and you're not a bad looking guy, what gives man? There's something you're not telling us, women aren't that hard to bag...
:D
bluemeanie
4-12-05, 3:24 PM
Craig, I've seen pictures of you and you're not a bad looking guy, what gives man? There's something you're not telling us, women aren't that hard to bag...
:D
Bagging them is easy... the hard part is finding one that you don't need to bag.
http://pike.extension.psu.edu/Family/ToddlerTopics/2000/Images/mask.gif
For those who don't know.
Soft landscaping is mowing the lawn, pulling weeds, pruning, etc.
Hard landscaping is putting in the lawns, trees, shrubs, building walls, patios, putting in irrigation.
To summarize, I work for a company that landscapes yards and lots, the looking after what we put in, falls to a totally different company or the homeowners.
As for the ladies, I'm shy because of the stuttering problem and the causes of my depression (self critical, low self esteem, lack of self confidence).
Borrow a friends child and go grocery shopping. From what I hear it turns you into a chick magnet!
Borrow a friends child and go grocery shopping. From what I hear it turns you into a chick magnet!
Or put on a wedding band.
Seriously :]. :pimp:
TimmyTabasco
4-12-05, 6:31 PM
Or put on a wedding band.
Seriously :pimp:
God, I always knew it, you are a woman! :pimp:
God, I always knew it, you are a woman! :pimp:
And not a bad looking one, I might add! :clown:
slapshot™
4-14-05, 12:14 AM
Iced...you gotta select better cards for Valentine's Day instead of the ones you've been sending off.....
(here's a sample of some of the cards Iced has been giving away)
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass.
Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
;) :laughing:
Darsehole Tucker
4-14-05, 12:19 PM
As for the ladies, I'm shy because of the stuttering problem and the causes of my depression (self critical, low self esteem, lack of self confidence).
Seriously?
Honestly, all of my female friends dig the stutter. For real. Apparently it's cute to the point that once in awhile I've been kinda jealous that I don't have a stutter. You've got a secret weapon there man!
As for the ladies, I'm shy because of the stuttering problem and the causes of my depression (self critical, low self esteem, lack of self confidence).
There are far worse things than stuttering! Anyone who can't see past that is not worthy of your attention!!!!!!!!
As far as the rest of it goes ... if you find the cure, let me know!
Tea, I think you just need to stop bungee jumping so much and taking so many risks... then you'll be fighting off the ladies
Daredevil Behavior Holds No Sway with the Ladies
LONDON (Reuters) - Daredevil men who believe they can attract women with their reckless behavior, should think again.
A survey of 100 men and women by researchers at the University of Maine in Orono, showed that women are not impressed by bungee jumping and other risky types of behavior but actually prefer men who take fewer chances.
"Men thought women would be impressed by pointless gambles, but women in fact preferred cautious men," New Scientist magazine said Wednesday.
One theory to explain risky male behavior is that men are showing off their strength and bravery to woo potential partners.
But researcher William Farthing said women prefer high-status males to risk-takers.
"So if he has higher status among other men, women might like him for his status, even though they don't like risk-taking itself," he said.
As for the ladies, I'm shy because of the stuttering problem and the causes of my depression (self critical, low self esteem, lack of self confidence).
Nestea, the only time stuttering becomes a problem is when you call the 1-900 line and SHE's stuttering at the other end! It ends up costing you a fortune! :laughing:
Seriously, I think that you know what I think about the subject... :thumb:
goaliemom7687
5-16-05, 4:58 PM
Iced I think you have made this problem up as joke for the guys and a tease for the girls.... :curse: Thats not very nice of you....Teasing is mean!! If it really is true...Well there is only one proven method that works each and every time....
First get yourself the cutest puppy you can find, second get yourself the cutest baby you can find, third gather the puppy, the baby and all of your laundry and go to the laundromat. The women will be falling over each other trying to get into your ahem...pants..... :thumb:
Forget about finding Iced Tea a woman, lets just find Iced Tea.
Max Power
5-05-06, 11:06 AM
Forget about finding Iced Tea a woman, lets just find Iced Tea.
Didn't he retire? In style too
charlio lemieux
5-05-06, 2:46 PM
Forget about finding Iced Tea a woman, lets just find Iced Tea.
He went out in a blaze of glory didn't he?
Resigned his Mod position and told Yoata how, when and where to get off.
It was quite funny. Like watching two people have simultanious psychological breakdowns, with each other as the main targets for their wrath.
:laughing:
:curse: you!
No :curse: you!
Why you :curse:
Well atleast I'm not a :curse:
That's pretty much how it went. :laughing:
He went out in a blaze of glory didn't he?
Resigned his Mod position and told Yoata how, when and where to get off.
It was quite funny. Like watching two people have simultanious psychological breakdowns, with each other as the main targets for their wrath.
It was almost scary to read the posts. I haven't seen Tea on MSN in months.:shrug:
I miss him.
He went out in a blaze of glory didn't he?
Resigned his Mod position and told Yoata how, when and where to get off.
It was quite funny. Like watching two people have simultanious psychological breakdowns, with each other as the main targets for their wrath.
:laughing:
:curse: you!
No :curse: you!
Why you :curse:
Well atleast I'm not a :curse:
That's pretty much how it went. :laughing:LOL I saw the hilites on tsn.
TimmyTabasco
5-06-06, 11:43 AM
Last I heard, the dirty old tea bag is busy with school
Went back to college
Canadian26
5-06-06, 4:16 PM
Last I heard, the dirty old tea bag is busy with school
Went back to college
Really? I havent seen Iced on MSN either for a very long time now that you all mention it... Its great if he went back to school, I also miss his posts.
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