Bob Burns sig

[KB in Kelowna]

Well Comrade Bob has been asking for suggestions for a new signature. I thought perhaps we could post suggestions for him here.

My first one would read "Repeal the 22nd Amendment, because 8 years is just not enough time to get it all done." :laughing:

[TimmyTabasco]

Ahem..perhaps this should have been posted, in the politics forum? :laughing:

[Iced Tea]

How about:
1. Chavez who?
2. Alternative energy sources are for losers
3. Vegetarians would be happier with a big piece of meat in their mouth.
4. If Schwarzenegger can be a governor, than so can Castro.
5. Fox News is the most fair and balanced news network.
6. I own a man purse.

[KB in Kelowna]

How about:

6. I own a man purse.

:rollover: :rollover: :rollover:

[grim]

How about:
1. Chavez who?
2. Alternative energy sources are for losers
3. Vegetarians would be happier with a big piece of meat in their mouth.
4. If Schwarzenegger can be a governor, than so can Castro.
5. Fox News is the most fair and balanced news network.
6. I own a man purse.

lol tea. I just don't understand #5.

[a4l]

I would suggest:
No revolution can be successful without the tacit consent of the peasants ..... Vladmir Lenin

[charlio lemieux]

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." ?George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

[a4l]

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." ?George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

:thumb::rollover::rollover:Great quote. I may have to borrow that one for myself.

[charlio lemieux]

You should see the cartoon I found to go with it!

Propaganda (http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/catapultpropaganda.htm)

[a4l]

You should see the cartoon I found to go with it!

Propaganda (http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/catapultpropaganda.htm)

That is a keeper.

[Bob burns]

How about:
6. I own a man purse.

Hate to burst your bubble but it is NOT a man purse, it is a European handbag. :razz2: :boogie:

[Mel]

Bob needs a backpack so he can mobile. One has to move quickly when they break up the protest demonstrations for Baby seal clubbers against Venezuela.







http://www.3rddegree.org.au/albums/ProtestMarch2004/L1030095.jpg


:nod:

[MadDevil]

"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon
"Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have."
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."
"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can see from the top of a mountain."
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
"Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you can't get out."

And maybe my favorite:

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." - George W. Bush

[Iced Tea]

1. Christy Clark for Premier.
2. Khaki pants sound racist to me. What is a khaki anyways?
3. Ronald Reagan had the right idea. Act like you can't remember anything.
4. I can't wait until Starbucks opens its first Iraq location.
5. Aren't anti logging protesters being hypocritical when they print out posters and protest signs on paper?
6. My fallout shelter is big enough for two. :D

[a4l]

Is it ok if I use your favourite quote. I LOVE it. :gulppint:

[Mel]

I apologize for getting off topic... I don't really think you spend all your time protesting the non-recycling, baby seal clubbers against Venezuela organization Bob. I was joking.

Here's a few quotes you might try for your sig....


"Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That's the bottom line." - Jerry Falwell


"Men in the pro-choice movement are either men trapped in women's bodies...or younger guys who are like camp followers looking for easy sex." - Rep. Bob Dornan (R-CA)


"Don't let anything like trees in the Clearwater National Forest get in the way of providing jobs and fueling the economy, even if that means cutting down every last tree in the state." - Congresswoman Helen Chenoweth R-ID


"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson - 1992 Republican National Convention


"I don't fall down. That son of a b*tch knocked me over." - John Kerry on a Secret Service who got in his way while he was snowboarding

[TimmyTabasco]

1. Christy Clark for Premier.


That chick is whats wrong with Vancouver :nod: And to think she is running for Mayor, doesn't even live in the city :rolleyes:

[Iced Tea]

That chick is whats wrong with Vancouver :nod: And to think she is running for Mayor, doesn't even live in the city :rolleyes:Timmy, the Vancouver Province reports that Clark just bought a place within walking distance of city hall. :D

link (http://www.canada.com/vancouver/theprovince/news/story.html?id=f76a51f9-a12d-4026-839d-fdeeb6b7770e)

[Bob burns]

I apologize for getting off topic... I don't really think you spend all your time protesting the non-recycling, baby seal clubbers against Venezuela organization Bob. I was joking.

I don't??? :eek:

Here's a few quotes you might try for your sig....


"Most of these feminists are radical, frustrated lesbians, many of them, and man-haters, and failures in their relationships with men, and who have declared war on the male gender. The Biblical condemnation of feminism has to do with its radical philosophy and goals. That's the bottom line." - Jerry Falwell

I googled his name to post a funny pic, and for some reason this came up:

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/televangelists/jerry-falwell/tinky.jpg

"Men in the pro-choice movement are either men trapped in women's bodies...or younger guys who are like camp followers looking for easy sex." - Rep. Bob Dornan (R-CA)

This guy really should write the book of life. O wait, Jesus did, n/m ;)

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson - 1992 Republican National Convention

That's the winner, right there! :nod:

"I don't fall down. That son of a b*tch knocked me over." - John Kerry on a Secret Service who got in his way while he was snowboarding

I have trouble picturing John Kerry snowboarding. I mean, he looks awkward enough in this pic...

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/77/25/image_525772.jpg

[MadDevil]

Is it ok if I use your favourite quote. I LOVE it. :gulppint:

If you're referring to me, go for it. I think G.W. is the dopiest sounding President we've ever had.:laughing:

[Mel]

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." - Mel (probably)

I know it sounds like me... but I can't take credit:


from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Feminism


[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. --Pat Robertson, 1992 Republican National Convention

:pimp:

[Bob burns]

I know it sounds like me... but I can't take credit:


from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Feminism


[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. --Pat Robertson, 1992 Republican National Convention

:pimp:

Fine, I'll make the change. Although I think this Robertson character might be on to something. Witchcraft is something that must be taken seriously in these unpredictable times. :nod:

http://www.kalilily.net/weblog/witchesattea.jpg

[KB in Kelowna]

I googled his name to post a funny pic, and for some reason this came up:

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/televangelists/jerry-falwell/tinky.jpg




The Reverend Jerry Falwell on TinkyWinky
http://www.ishipress.com/teletubb.htm

"He is purple ? the gay-pride color; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle ? the gay-pride symbol," the story says.

Falwell, the founder of the now-defunct Moral Majority, contends the "subtle depictions" are intentional and in a statement issued Tuesday said, "As a Christian, I feel that role modeling the gay lifestyle is damaging to the moral lives of children."

Interesting you choose that image Comrade Burns :conspire:

PS: you forgot to add the "Ifeel Lucky" on the google failure note in the new sig.

[KeithM]

http://www.howcrunk.com/r/birthcontrol.gif

;)

[Canucklehead]

Enough with suggestions for a sig, how about a few for a new avatar. Yikes. :eek:

[a4l]

Enough with suggestions for a sig, how about a few for a new avatar. Yikes. :eek:

I have to agree with you. It's kind of gross looking.

[Bob burns]

^^^ O come on! Don't I look like a sexy beast with my large cross and black speedo???

http://www.hockeystation.com/customavatars/avatar11_14.gif

:boogie:

[Oz44]

If people want an actual graphics sig let me know and I'll see if I can make a personalized one.

[Bob burns]

^^^Actually that reminds me, you made me a great Ohlund sig back at a distant forum and since they revamped the site I lost that pm message. I don't know if you still have it around but if you could find it that would be pretty suite. It was tighter than something less tight. Thanks d00000d. And if not, a general Canucks one with lots of players and symbols and fun stuff dancing around would be cooler than LL - J.

:boogie:

That, or something like this

http://logo.cafepress.com/6/356074.642416.gif

[Canucklehead]

If people want an actual graphics sig let me know and I'll see if I can make a personalized one.

If it's not too much trouble, could you make me a Canucks one? Anything with Naslund or Bertuzzi would be good.